Saturday, 7 June 2014

If Keyboards Could Talk...

Morning!

Help! My catastrophe today is that my keyboard won't stop speaking to me! It keeps saying things like:

"You should be doing that boring essay. No I don't like typing it either, but get off Pinterest. Then the mouse gets all the attention."

"Please, stop the story writing! You're making my keys ache and I know that when you write a story, you go on for hours. Yes it is interesting, but I've had enough. That's it, I am going to talk to Writer's Block and ask it to hinder you again!"

"Why are you never on Facebook? Chatting to people is the best and I don't get why you hate it so much... oh here we go again, another blog post."

You get the idea xD I think my keyboard is fed up with how much I use it half the time, and most likely is plotting against me somehow. I'm worried it will spit out some of my secrets though. Things like:

1. I type super fast, and I only use three fingers to do so. One on my left hand, the point one. And the pointy and middle one on the right.

2. I have a mousepad on my laptop but I managed to break it somehow without breaking the whole laptop, so I have a wireless mouse.

3. When I chat with people online I write messages to them sometimes I know I would never really tell them and just delete it. Because it feels so daring knowing I could accidently press enter instead of backspace (yes it has happened a few times.)

4.My productivity is highest between 5am - 11 am and then 11pm to 5-am. Really, I think this means I need to switch around my sleep schedules. If only school would let me.

Okay, I think we've heard quite enough from my keyboard. I best say goodbye before it starts giving away secrets like how often I am on my laptop. Which is practically all the time :P

Olivia's Question: What would your keyboard say if it could speak? 

Olivia-Savannah x
Disclaimer: all images are not mine and found on Pinterest

26 comments:

  1. LOL I love the quotes! :D Well my keyboard would probably say something like "stop missing the right letters that hurts!". Also what's interesting I type with only three fingers too :D Great post :)

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    1. Ooh nice, you are the first I've met who types like me!

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  2. This is so... true! My keyboard hates me. I use it even when I am browsing. (Pressing the arrow keys to direct the page.)

    "Hey, use the mouse every once in a while! The arrow keys hurt!"

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    1. xD I tend to use the mouse more for that!

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  3. Hey this is Cesare, from YWS! This was hilarious, I can totally relate to it! Your blog is amazing, really.

    [quote]My productivity is highest between 5am - 11 am and then 11pm to 5-am. Really, I think this means I need to switch around my sleep schedules. If only school would let me.[/quote]

    If life would let me! xD

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    1. I kinda explained that in a roundabout way... it's kinda 11pm - 11am... I wish so too :P

      Thanks for stopping by!

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  4. he he! This blog is cool. Well, my key board would probably say, "Update your vocabulary or learn how to spell my "back-space" hurts" xD

    -Dreamy! :D

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    1. I use the backspace an awful lot as well xD

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  5. ha! This is too funny. Mine would prb say learn to say something new. Quit refreshing genius.

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  6. Hi Olivia,

    Thanks for visiting and commenting on my blog "Lets Talk Fashion" at mayahorikawa.blogspot.com
    Your blog us very interesting and I enjoyed it as well.

    Take care,
    x
    Maya

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  7. haha, I loved this post. I don't even want to know what my keyboard would say about me if it could talk. I type really fast too, but I think I only use two fingers - one on each hand. It works for me though.

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    1. If it's fast and it works, then all's good :D

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  8. hehehe, you had me laughing. I think my keyboard hates me. I just know it moves it's keys while I am typing because I make so many mistakes. :)

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  9. This is a fun post! My keyboard would probably say "stop taking so long to type out your responses!" :D

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  10. It would say to me to stop using my tongue to press the keys! (Just kidding.......ish) This was an amazing idea for a blog, amazing. I really loved it, one of my favourites. It told us a lot about yourselves because trust me, you do spend a lot of time tapping away at those poor keys! This really was just a fun, brief blog and I'm just completely crazy about it. It got your readers to stop and think, I even had a conversation with my keys! I gave them each a personality depending on how I write. It was so much fun!

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    1. You don't need your keyboard to tell you that because I say it all the time! Glad you enjoyed it so ;)

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  11. My old keyboard decided to die on me (o.0). This new one is used too often - or some peopleee might say that. Yeah, I probs spend too much time on my laptop, too (never too much time. Nu-uh).

    I think if mine could speak, she would tell me to pay attention to my typing so I wouldn't have to use the backspace so often. hee-hee
    This was fun, checking out your blogs. I should do it more often. :3

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    1. I thought you had forgotten about mine xD It probably died because you were mean to it or something... making too many typos :P

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    2. oh, psshhh. I admit I was hitting it quite often (although with only one finger each time), but I do make a lot of typoes.O.0
      Yeah, I had forgotten about them. I'll keep an eye out for them nowwww. :)

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    3. D: You should never hit it! One finger or them all!
      You don't have to read themmm. You are a busy person, after all :)

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